A father watched his precious 6 yr old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those
two spiders doing?": she asked; "They're mating" her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" "That's Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked, "No" her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that queer shit in our garden."
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