Work vs. Prison

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK You must carry a security card And open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat
@ PRISONThey allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak To your family

@ PRISONAll expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK you must pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@WORK They are called "managers"
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails