My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big friggin' red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
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